Goon Essentials

For those in the know, the perfect goon session is all about preparation—and this tee has you covered! Gear up with the "Goon Essentials" tee! Whether you're clearing your schedule, skipping work, or neglecting your chores, we're here to celebrate the art of uninterrupted bating. With am unapologetic nod to those who understand, it's the ultimate way to stay connected with other bators all while handling business in style. Just remember: charge your phone, gtab your gear, and enjoy the journey. Your secret's safe with us.

Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for long-lasting comfort. Heather colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester