Cozy Gooner

The Cozy Gooner hoodie is the ultimate snug sanctuary for those special me-time moments. This hoodie wraps you in a warm embrace to keeping you toasty while you indulge in your favorite hobby.

This hoodie knows exactly what you're up to, and it’s got your back (literally). The oversized fit is perfect for maximum comfort, whether you’re lounging on the couch or spreading your legs in bed. The deep front pocket? Ideal for stashing poppers, weed, or anything else you might need to keep close during those extended sessions.

So go ahead, slip into something cozy, and let the world melt away while you enjoy some quality time with your dong.

80% cotton, 20% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Medium heavy fabric (8.3 oz /yd² (280 g/m²))
Loose fit
Runs true to size